My little boys are shaking in their boots. Come April Sap's Day, mama is getting close to sober retaliation.  I literally cannot tell you HOW many multiplication I have drenched my clothes, because they put a rubberize circle around the kitchen sink nebulizer.  Those little terds are constantly scrub the internet for April fool's Day pranks to behave around the theatre…I've seen tomato ketchup in place of red nail refinement, baby powder in aim of shampoo, trip wires, yellow food colouring in the bathroom, nasty additives in my water bottle, squirt artillery blasting (of cold water) piece in the shower bath, fake bugs in beds, cups of piss on top of the doorway, just to name a few!  I'm hoping it's just a stage. :)

To catch them back for all their mischievousness, I've been perusing up, asking around, and preparing for an all out war.  Unfortunately, I warned them…and, they're doing the same.  Don't say anything, but I'm kinda scared.  I have to dungeon announcing the rule of our war, "atomic number 102 ruining anybody's stuff."  Just, they're 10 and 7 years old, soh we'll see how that goes.

Want in on the conflict plan??

I found several great ideas that I'm contemplating…

April Fool's Day Pranks for the Family

10 April fool's Day Pranks for the Whole Family!

1.  I've always heard to observe your enemies close, then I'm thinking we'll starting line off the morning with breakfast, together.  And, for breakfast, I'm talking an icecream sundae block. "Kids, come and get breakfast!"  What?  No eggs, pancakes, cereal grass?  Nope.  Ice cream, brownies, bananas, lawn bowling of distinguishable candies, hot cook up sauce, scald cream, and sooooooo on.  They'll live utterly confused, speculative if I've already waved my white flag.  A perfect DoS of mind for launching my storm attacks.

2.  I'm reasoning a bit food color operating theater syrup in the soap dispenser would be courteous…

3.  All their clean underclothing on the cap fan…

4.  A bit frosting in their toothpaste.

5.  The kids are never allowed to drink their dada's Mountain Dew, until April Fool's Day, when it's been switched out for pickle succus.  Yum!

6.  Switch out the bottle of blue Windex (cleaned really well), for low-spirited GatorAid.  Bighearted my mouth a fewer sprays, while they assistant me tidy.

7.  Mouse poop in their beds! (A.K.A. dry rice painted pitch blackness)  "I told you to period eating in your bed!  Now, look!  You've got mice!"

8.  How about a little treat?  Oreos and milk….or in truth Oreo's with toothpaste weft.  Ick!

9.  Maybe I'll show them the unprecedented skill experiment I nonheritable.  They're wholly about science experiments.  A stick of butter, at board temperature, on a plate, generously covered in salt, produces fire u.  Did you cognise that?  Put your turn in it to feel the heat.  "Ha! Just kidding," as I bolt their hand into the butter.  What a nice mom.

10.  After I wear them knocked out and they're nice and comfy in their beds…squirt shoote onslaught!  They volition rue the day that they ever messed with me.

Oh, and let me tell you…I have the perfect one for my married man!  I visualize if I'm going to offse a war, might as well go big.  He is so in love with his precious hand truck, it's unusual.  And so, I'm thinking of wrapping both fudge tapeline around his lateral perspective mirror, as if it's holding it on to the truck.  When he notices, I'll sheepishly say, "Sorry.  I bumped the incline of the garage.  The dodge tape fixed it pretty good, but I wasn't able to get that scratch out of the side."  Sucka.

Have a entertaining holiday!

For more April Fool's Day pranks, check into my other post: April Fool's Day Pranks, for Parents.

*pic via Maarten vanguard den Heuvel